There's a buzz around the tiny, sleepy Washington State town of North Bend.
Filming for the much anticipated third series of cult television show Twin Peaks is rumoured to have begun.
But just like the saying goes - who knows where, and when.
This week,Twede's Cafe has not-so-quietly transformed into the RR Diner, which famously sold cherry pie and a 'damn fine cup of coffee' in the series. But when we arrive, it is boarded up, a lone crew member painting signs outside.
Something suspicious going down at the RR Diner in North Bend. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
The windows are covered so we take our chances with the front door when a sullen security guard of large stature arises from his meal to tick us off.
"You people aren't supposed to be standing there," he growls. "I've already had to tell several people to leave today including one fat guy with a camera and another who took photos from across the road whenever they opened the door," he whined.
So is there any chance we can take a look inside?
"Absolutely not," he spits. Right then.
"If you look at the sign above on the other side that should be clues enough ," he says, motioning to the newly erected sign for the fictional RR diner, before pouting, "I'm not trying to be a jerk!"
The lone crew member proves to be more sympathetic on hearing an Australian accent. "I really wish I could help you. I know you've come along way but there's nothing I can do."
With no Kyle MacLachlan, David Lynch or Sherilyn Fenn, we saunter back to the car - broke, but not beaten.
It's hard to be gloomy in the face of disappointment with so many surrounding attractions.
Five minutes from North Bend, Salish Lodge looms majestically over Snoqualmie Falls, Washington's most popular spot for tourists . Even at the end of a long dry summer, water is thundering into the lush mossy canyon below. A rainbow forms, stretching from one end of the falls to the other. It's a spectacular sight, etched onto the minds of Twin Peaks fans as the iconic slow-moving falls from the opening sequence.
The lodge, fondly remembered as the Great Northern Hotel, is the logical place to base oneself during a Twin Peaks trip, and it's one of the most comfortable and luxurious of North America's timber lodges you'll find - some of its rooms containing a spa bath and a balcony which opens directly over the falls - the rush of water echoing magically around the suite.
Ten minutes down the road in the town of Fall City, we dine at the Fall City Roadhouse - where the exterior shots of the Twin Peak's Roadhouse and the 'Bookhouse Boys' house were filmed. Apart from the food here being surprisingly good Pacific Northwestern fare (try the dungeness crab cakes with pesto and the steelhead salmon), the staff were also helpful when it came to revealing tips about filming locations. We take our leave, hope adding a spring to our steps.
The Fall City Roadhouse. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
Across the road, you may not recognise the significantly made-over Fall City Grill which housed the fag-smoking Hap and her diner from the movie, Fire Walk With Me.
The next stop is Ronette's Bridge (Reinig Bridge) - the rusty old train tracks Ronette walked over after the fateful night of Laura Palmer's murder. It's not so dark and mysterious under the bright fall sunlight, the train tracks have gone and a suspicious fire forced them to reinforce the old wooden bridge with cement, however the Twin Peaks related graffiti scrawled across helps it retain an authentic feel.
Ronette's Bridge: now concrete thanks to the work of a local arsonist. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
An arsonist also destroyed Twede's Cafe back in 2000. Would you like to play with fire, little boy? Would you like to play with Bob?
Suspicious owl-cave graffiti found on Ronette's bridge. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
A few minutes more down the road brings you to the spot where the Twin Peaks sign should be standing, Mt Si looming in the background.
The famous sign should be to the right side of the road. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
Mt Si's nearby township includes several familiar filming locations such as the Twin Peaks High School (go inside and check out the familiar red stripe running along its walls) and the Fat Trout Trailer Park - sadly now razed to the ground.
Inside Twin Peaks High School Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
In perfect nick, the Packard Saw Mill and Sheriff's Station are now on the same site as a rally school and a private event prevented us from entering. So they claim. I secretly hoped Lynch and his crew were filming.
We press on to the old site of Big Ed's Gas Station, and then the new one where according to Twitter we'd just missed the film crew. Instead I get chased out by a tenacious French bulldog, much to my host's amusement.
It's getting late into the afternoon when the Twittersphere comes alive with talk of filming commenced back at the RR diner, and we race down to take a look. Jackpot: we've found them.
Sauntering up to the rear of the diner, a familiar figure in a checked-shirt and high-waisted jeans turns out to be Big Ed (Everett McGill), who's joined by none other than Norma Jennings (Peggy Lipton), who's retained every inch of her Hollywood glamour, catwalking through the diner carpark armed with a load of scripts.
I'm whooping at the appearance of Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook), whose hair has turned as white as Leyland Palmer's did in series two, still chewing gum and walking with that funny gait. He gives a two finger salute to the watching fans, in character, who have now grown into a decent throng for this small town of North Bend.
Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne outside the 'Great Northern Hotel'.
Tourists who've come for a piece of the famous cherry pie were disappointed to find the diner closed - including a couple from Tokyo, and another couple from the Netherlands, who are excitedly taking photos outside. They're elated when the crew bring out an entire pie on learning its one of their birthdays.
An excited onlooker asks our driver, dressed in a suit, if he is David Lynch. Another woman, a retired local and devout fan, has been watching the crew's every move and knew more about the whereabouts of the sets than anyone else . "My friend told me they went into a trailer park down the street a few days ago and asked if they could film on the 19th and 20th, she says excitedly. "So I guess that is where I'll be on those days!"
A local mother and son boast to have met David Lynch four times when he comes out for cigarettes, and assures us he's really friendly.
Finally the diner's windows open and everyone gets to look inside. A sign is propped up on the window reading "YES - we are OPEN."
Lights, camera, action! Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
The more friendly but guarded security crew point out David Lynch, who's sitting in a corner in the RR, chain smoking cigarettes - indoors now, I observe.
David Lynch (in the cap on the right) on set at the RR Diner in North Bend. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
The writer travelled as a guest of Visit Seattle
Just one week later, the RR reverted back to Twede's, the town of North Bend as it was. For now. You can stop by anytime for a cup of its damn fine coffee and cherry pie. twedescafe.com
A few hours north will take you to the town of Roslyn, also known as Cicely, Alaska - setting of another cult TV show Northern Exposure. Not only is Roslyn fun town worth a visit, most of the show's set has been retained on its main street.
Roslyn's Cafe mural from Northern Exposure. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin
North Bend is an hour out of Seattle, and you can pick up a hire car from Seattle Tacoma Airport. Alamo.com
Don't miss the Salish Lodge, overlooking the Snoqualmie Falls. The Salish provides maps to visitors looking to find Twin Peaks sites; salishlodge.com.
Here's our review of the Salish: What it's like to stay in the Great Northern Hotel
Fall City Roadhouse has a great restaurant and you can stay here too; fcroadhouse.com
The mural behind Twede's. Photo: Kylie McLaughlin