Mount Kinabalu naked tourists: Why travellers always do stupid things overseas

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Mount Kinabalu naked tourists: Why travellers always do stupid things overseas

By Ben Groundwater
Updated
The group of people who undressed and posed for photos on Mount Kinabalu.

The group of people who undressed and posed for photos on Mount Kinabalu. Credit: Emil Kaminski/Facebook

There are four travellers who must still be feeling pretty sheepish right about now. Almost two months ago a Briton, two Canadians and a Dutchman were fined and sentenced to a couple of days in prison in Malaysia after flashing their bits on the top of Mount Kinabalu.

While the four of them were being paraded in front of a Malaysian court in June, the rest of the world was tut-tutting at their flagrant disregard for local customs – this was, after all, a mountain that's sacred to the people of Sabah, not a place for getting your kit off and snapping photos – and telling everyone that young people are ruining the world and they would never have done anything like that when they travelled.

The four tourists have now been released from prison and allowed to go home, where they'll probably forevermore regret the fact that googling their names brings up stories of misjudged clothing removal on an Asian mountain. That's not something that's easy to erase. They'll also regret that they're now poster children for misbehaving travellers the world over.

Let's be real: Leavers is just an opportunity to drink as much booze and have as much sex as humanly possible.

Let's be real: Leavers is just an opportunity to drink as much booze and have as much sex as humanly possible.Credit: Nic Walker

Of course there are also plenty of Australians who are front-runners for that position. Like the couple that was arrested in Florence recently after allegedly having sex on a park bench. Or the two Australians who were filmed streaking through Machu Picchu​ last year. Or the thousands upon thousands of backpackers who drink and yell their way around Asia and Europe every year.

Travellers misbehave. They always have and they probably always will. This misbehaviour ranges from the innocent and the minor – like pointing the soles of your feet at someone in Asia – to the willful and the destructive, like those great pioneering travellers, the British explorers, who would arrive at their destination and steal all of the marbles (sorry, Greece). Compared to that, a quick flash on a mountaintop doesn't seem so bad after all.

I feel the pain of all of these misbehaving travellers, however, because any traveller should know that it's very difficult to be perfect. Especially when you're overseas. Especially when you're young.

For starters, you might set out wanting to respect and obey local customs and rules, but sometimes those local customs and rules seem pretty stupid. (It was a little harder, for instance, to take Malaysia seriously once people started blaming the naked travellers for a subsequent earthquake in the region.)

And even if the local laws do make sense, it's still not always easy for visitors to stick to them. This is, after all, your big trip away from home. There's a feeling of freedom that comes with travelling, a sense of anonymity when you're in a foreign land – it's something that unsaddles you of the sense of responsibility that would stop you from doing anything stupid at home.

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The very reason some people travel is to let themselves go and do things they've never been brave enough to do before. For many it's the chance to have unadulterated fun. I travelled once with an Australian guy who summed the whole thing up perfectly: "We're here for a good time, not a long time."

It's that spirit that has you drinking till five in the morning and then getting up to go sightseeing at nine. It's that spirit that has you making outlandish, expensive souvenir purchases. It's that spirit that has you doing all of the things you've saved for and dreamed of while sitting at your desk back home.

If we're honest, most of us would admit to having done things on our travels that weren't exactly respectful of local customs. I know I have. I lost a bet once and had to run around a campsite in Namibia wearing only a pair of hiking boots (safety first, kids). A few times in Laos I went "tubing" – an activity that involved backpackers floating down a river on a inner tube and getting so incredibly drunk that most of the locals had either left town long ago or stayed because they'd figured out a way to take advantage of all the hammered Westerners stumbling around their peaceful village.

I'm not seeking to condone any of this behaviour. I don't think the Malaysian mountain flashers were champions or the Machu Picchu streakers were legends. But I know the feeling that makes you act in a way overseas that you wouldn't normally at home. I can understand what made those people think they could do those things.

It's the reason why we'll never see an end to stories of travellers getting up to no good. It will happen to others. And it might even happen to you.

The best you can hope is that you don't offend too many people and you don't wind up in court, or in jail, or featuring prominently on Google.

b.groundwater@fairfaxmedia.com.au

See also: Australia: Land of the idiot
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