"Has anyone gone over the edge?" I ask our suspiciously calm guide, Bhupesh. "Not so far, but there's still hope," he replies, deadpan.
Larissa is a reporter and producer
Losing your 'virginity' (cruise virginity that is) is apparently quite the big deal.
Jessica Mauboy performs on deck of new ship to in climax to meeting of cruise giants in Sydney Harbour.
They're lazy, dirty and only go to the toilet once a week. But you'll fall in love with them.