Tahiti's enchanting Marquesas Islands are as close to the middle of nowhere as you can get.
A quick check of our coordinates confirms we're about as close to the middle of nowhere as you can get.
If there's a friendlier cabin crew anywhere above Earth, I'm yet to find it.
The Spicer family play in paradise on a catamaran.
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Brian Johnston investigates the best resorts on Tahiti's wincingly expensive Bora Bora.
Just 36 hours on this droplet of natural splendour is enough to send Angie Kelly's gush-o-meter into full tilt.