For the first time in my life, I don't want to get off the plane. The seat is almost too comfortable.
It's arguably the most boring, unfashionable city in England. But visiting is a revelation.
Take a look inside the Boeing 747 jumbo jet built for one VIP.
A visit to the Red Centre's mysterious third rock offers an insight into how an isolated outback cattle station operates.
It's a celebration of the triumph of good over evil, involving people playfully splashing colourful paint, powder and water on each other.
It's like a scene from a movie - guests dressed in white bathrobes and slippers, padding silently down a corridor with thousands of shimmering crystals.
If you're getting stupidly drunk or riding around on a moped, you may wish to check the fine print.