If you don't know what a gaper is then chances are you are one.
For two mountain men in their 80s skiing's a daily affair and they're not sticking to the easy runs either.
When it comes to dining at the snow, it's best to put all urban expectations of dining aside.
As the ski season gets set for another bumper season, Mal Chenu takes a beginner's look at Victoria's Falls Creek resort.
What will a family ski holiday in Australia cost you? And is New Zealand a cheaper option?